they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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