you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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