No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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