i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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