The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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