He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
