You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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