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(917): View more from New York City

omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

(310): View more from California

Whats your twitter name

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(850): View more from Florida

ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of

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(512): View more from Texas

we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

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(702): View more from Nevada

My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story

(702): View more from Nevada

they all just nodded

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(250): View more from British Columbia

we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?

(651): View more from Minnesota

Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better

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(574): View more from Indiana

Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Dude I had my dad cock block me once

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