i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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