our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What a dumb baby whore.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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