My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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