Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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