you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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