He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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