I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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