no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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