whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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