Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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