Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I am one with the molecules
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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