I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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