Do you still have your period?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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