i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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