I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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