Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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