I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
