honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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