How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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