elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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