Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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