he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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