i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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