You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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