fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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