i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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