I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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