Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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