Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Randomize
