doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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