Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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