someone get that fucking seahorse.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's official drugs can't kill me
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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