i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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