we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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