They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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