id be glad to
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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