Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
Green mimosas i think yes
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You pole danced in your parka.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick