hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
did i walk over a car last night?
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog