So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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