Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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