is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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