weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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