I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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