Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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