i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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