Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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