I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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