i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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