This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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