what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
