so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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