now i know why i became what i already was.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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